KLF BIOG 009

K.L.F. COMMUNICAIONS INFO' SHEET NINE. The information contained in this sheet is correct as of         June 1990. Drummond and  Cauty have returned from  their  creative works outing to The Island of Jura,  off the West coast of Scotland,  and  are  currently  in  the  process  of          "Compiling  and  Collating" the material they  collected there. What form  this will take and when it  will  be          presented to the public is still yet unclear. Below are  the two press releases  that  accompany  the promotional copies  of K.L.F.  Communications next  two record releases. The first one is an extract  from  a          sometime  serial  about a fictional character  known  as          Distribution  Girl. She lives on the fringes  of  "the          scene"    and   for   some   reason   gets   sent    all K.L.F. Communications promotional material. "SPACE" by SPACE. Release date, 16th July 1990. Distribution Girl - Part Five. June 1990. The Party is over. What is left of the E          Generation have all gone off to Glastonbury. Distribution Girl sits on the floor  alone. It's 3.23 A.M.. The T.V.  lies broken in the corner. An empty record deck  spins  silently by her bed. Last  year's          flyers lie scattered across the floor. "Was there  any point to any of it." was a half formed thought that almost drifted across her brain. She picks  up the unopened album  mailer. She already knows whats inside. Can she be bothered opening it? She does. A K.L.F.  Communications Promo' L.P.  and  press release. She  shuffles  off  to bed. Lying  there she attempts to read the press release. "SPACE". A FORTY MINUTE ROLLERCOASTER RIDE AROUND  THE SOLAR  SYSTEM,   WRITEN    AND  PRODUCES  BY   J.CAUTY. ORIGINALLY INTENDED TO BE THE ORB'S  DEBUT  ALBUM. NOW SIMPLY "SPACE" BY SPACE FOLLOWING THE SPLIT OF THE  ORB IN APRIL 1990. "How boring, another group splits" The press release rants on. The odd line caught her eye. CONCEPT ALBUM...         AMBIENT HOUSE SPECTACULAR....          SOLAR ERUPTIONS..... "As if  anybody is going to be interested at this  late          stage." THE ULTIMATE TRIP... TWO TWELVE YEAR OLD CHILDREN ARE ACCIDENTALLY  LAUNCHED INTO SPACE....         MERCURY. VENUS. MARS. SATURN. URANUS. PLUTO. JUPITER. NEPTUNE.....         A VIRTUAL REALITY SOUND TRACK......          She puts on her headphones. Lets the needle drop on the record. Pulls the light cord above her bed and lies back info the darkness. Thirty five minutes later Distribution Girl is hurtling through the Void. Re-entering the Earth's Stratosphere at thirty  six  thousand  M.P.H.  Her  bed  is  shaking violently. The room  is spinning out of  control. She tries to reach for the record player but it has  turned into a bank of Retro Rocket Booster Controls. The Re- entry roar is almost too loud for even her ears to take. Finally sucked from her capsule,  Distribution Girl  is          falling  through the clouds. The only sound is that of          her  heart  beat. The Pacific Ocean is approaching  at          twenty three feet per second. Plop. "WHAT TIME IS LOVE? (Live At Trancentral)" by The K.L.F.         featuring The Children Of The Revolution. KLF 004X. Release date 16th July 1990. "What Time is Love?" The Anthem of last Summers raves. Although it  never  crossed over  into  the  mainstream charts, it  spawned numerous cover versions and sound a          likes. Earlier this  year The K.L.F.  threw a party  at  their H.Q., Trancentral,  where  they performed a version  of          "What  Time  Is Love?" with M.C. Bello from The  Outlaw Posse, Manda  from  The Beatmasters and  various  other members of The Children of the Revolution. A recording of this event is to be released. It is as          far removed from the original,  pure trance classic,  as          to make any comparison pointless. This version is everything the original wasn't.         The original was all this could never be,. Whether it  is  a  chart bound sound  or  just  another document in the unfolding K.L.F. story,  is for someone else to decide. As usual there will be the odd unannounced performances. The only official one will be happening on The Isle  of          Rhodes in early July.