KLF INFO SHEET 23

KLF COMMUNICATIONS - INFORMATION SHEET 23 - "So where does this leave us?" asks the modern postman, his bag still heavy with undelivered mail. Have the real Justified Ancients Of Mu Mu slipped unseen from our here and now into some other reality to create havoc and intrigue, leaving Jimmy Cauty and Bill Drummond to ponder on the footnote in rock legend that is their legacy? Were Rockman Rock and King Boy D ultra beings that took over the lives and bodies of Cauty and Drummond and have now scarpered, discarding the mortal flesh to return to the higher plains of mystical reality? And what happened to "Footnotes in rock legend"? Do they gather dust with Ashton Gardner and Dyke, the Vapours, and the Utah Saints, or does their influence live on in unseen ways, permeating future cultures? A passing general of a private army has the answer. "No", he whispers "but the dust they gather is of the rarest quality. Each speck a  universe awaiting creation, Big Bang just a dawn away". A wry smile spreads across the modern postman's face. This is the answer he maybe wanted to hear. He pulls a buff manila from his bag. Imagines it into a paisley-patterned invite to a celestial party in the post life, then drops it through a sleeping letter box. He walks on. His bag that little bit lighter. His step that little bit jauntier. And what of the General? He takes command of his army while day-dreaming of Monty at Alamamaine of Kirk with "No Man" at "Gone Before" and of storming Stonehenge with an army of Crusties whilst English Heritage carve turkey on Christmas Day. THE KLF NEVER REACHED TRANCENTRAL THEY NEVER FOUND OUT WHAT THE WHITE ROOM IS WILL THEY LET THESE QUESTIONS REMAIN UNANSWERED? WILL YOU? The End?